Would I get caught if I kidnapp this reely awful famous man of the world?

I have been dreeming about kidnapping Indiana Jonas day and nite - dreaming so deep in my sleep and daytime too and holding him ransom for all of the gorgeous and hefty artifax he has porbably been collecting over the past 60 years ever since they quit filming him everywhere he goed all over the hole wide earff looking for jules and trinkets. I bet you he haz lots of golde and amazing statues and cashews full of moneys all over the whole wide earff hidden in misterious places and forin lands full of magick and evilness and sourcery and flying carpets and spider and deadly poisiness snackes with their fang teef to bite deep into your boddy and make you dye right in your feet there. And you gets no munney even on top of dyeing from their deadly snacke poisin teefs. And low and behold I will hold up my cristal boll into his beiutiful delicious face and say "Oooooh Ooooooh hello Indiana Jonas Oooooh you are getting sleepy as my cristal ball makes you brain dead and you gives me aalllll of your munney you son of a *****" and I think he would respekt me for my candor and my integritty and hand it right over and he will think to his self "dogg-gone it. I totally just gave Petey all of my hard-earned cashews and stashews but i am pourless to move I am frozing stiff". And pretty soon the naked brown people will start war shipping me as their new idol to rule all of the earff and put me up high and war ship me really hard day and nite too and then if they so much as dare to dream about trying to steal my cashews and stashews I will abolish them with the magick from my miniseries high on the mountain. top. peak. cliffs. And Indiana will wake up just in time again and say "Oh no the brown people are attacken my new fiend petey I must save his neck for later!" And who elsse but indiana Jonas indeed comes to MY rescu this time just in time time and time again and holy wow he totally comes to my restcue and we fly away together and as best fiends and best fiends are never - ever too hard to swallow. your pride. Me and Indiana Jonas just two best fiends high on a hilltop waving at the brown people in the lava below. The end.